True friendship is when your watching Netflix and you leave to go to the bathroom then come back to see that they paused the video for you

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I stay up
until 2 am
because
it is at this time
I can use the lateness
as an excuse
to say terribly emotional things
and get away with saying them.
Let me tell you
a secret:
I am constantly
thinking of these things
that I say to you
at 2 am. 2 am means freedom (via perfect)

(Source: choc-o-late, via prettyboooys)

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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

(via pizza)

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me. (via morningsuns)

(Source: princessariel2323, via erinhasfriends)

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omg at work these two old guys came and one of them one like “hey is begin again good” and I said “I don’t know I’ve hear it’s pretty good it’s like a romance or something though..” and then the guy said (pointing to the other guy) “great because he’s gay” and the other guy was like “why do you have to tell everyone!” and then he was all blushy and they both left and it was so cute and funny

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parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via pizza)

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